Well you found your way to my office. Congratuatlions. I suppose you want a job? Or do you already work for me? So, a raise then?
... you say that's not why you're here? Well, then I'm afraid I have very little to offer you. You're free to wander around or leave. There's not much to look at right now. Perhaps in the future I'll set out some Cookies for you.
No matter, thank you for visiting me today.
... oh, my name? You don't need to know that. They call me "the Boss", so I guess that means I'm the one in charge.
I'm not in charge of you tho, so feel free to do as you please.